Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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