I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My legs feel like baby dolphins
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
ok first of all what the fuck
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
