At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
