Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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