So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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