I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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