gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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