i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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