He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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