So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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