i'm lost and i look like a hooker
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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