is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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