I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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