she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm always down for nudity.
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