I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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