Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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