if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Randomize
