You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
