I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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