You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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