hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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