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too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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