Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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