Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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