The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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