we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You did what with his pubic hair?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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