Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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