Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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