Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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