when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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