If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
we should paint friendship bongs
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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