They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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