You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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