Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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