just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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