I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize