can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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