And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I touched a dick in church today
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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