I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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