Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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