Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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