dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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