Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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