Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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