awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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