is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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