There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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