People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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