Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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