I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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