my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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