Me too!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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