So drunk its hurt
she pinky promised me she was 18
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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