My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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