The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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