I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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