I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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