She's JV to your varsity
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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